You haven't lived until...

...you've checked out guys with a gay man. xD

So, I'm sitting in a busy walk-way of my university library with a small group of my friends from my theatre class: 3 girls and one gay guy.
Apparently, they come here every Monday for about two hours before our class, and watch all the young, attractive guys walk past.

It's a little strange to be sitting there, having a conversation which is frequently interrupted with "Omg, blue shirt. BLUE SHIRT" followed by silence as we try to turn our heads to see "blue shirt" without him noticing that four or five people are staring at him.
At one point, resident gay guy utters the phrase "I wonder how many STD's my eyes have, they're so slutty. I have such slutty eyes."

I think the funniest thing is, none of the girls would have noticed most of the attractive guys walking past if resident gay guy hadn't pointed them out.